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OhioBobcat
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  Message Not Read  Lieutenant Dan???
   Posted: 9/14/2026 10:32:30 PM 
So I’m sitting here tonight watching the presser video of John Hauser for the South Alabama game, and the whole time I’m listening, I keep asking myself, where have I heard this voice before??? And then it hits me….. Lieutenant Dan (Gary Sinise) from Forrest Gump!!! I mean I can’t unhear the comparison now. I can’t be alone in hearing this, can I? LOL
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Ironcat
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  Message Not Read  RE: Lieutenant Dan???
   Posted: 9/15/2026 8:56:21 AM 
Nailed it! I hear it!!!
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OUcats82
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  Message Not Read  RE: Lieutenant Dan???
   Posted: 9/15/2026 9:05:45 AM 
Ironcat wrote:
Nailed it! I hear it!!!


I think we now know the real reason the Cats pulled out the win on Saturday....socks! With so much rain it had to be the socks.

Coach Hauser in the pregame:

"There is an item of Bobcat that can be the difference a live player and a dead player: socks, cushioned soled Adidas white or black, try and keep your feet dry while we're out playing I want you to remember to change your socks whenever we stop, rainy games will eat a player's feet right off his legs."

Right before the game I bet he said:

Alright players...three things...

1) Take good care of your feet and...

2) Don't do anything stupid, like fumble the ball...

3) Defend The Frank!


Ohio-The State University

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OhioBobcat
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  Message Not Read  RE: Lieutenant Dan???
   Posted: 9/15/2026 4:39:32 PM 
Ironcat wrote:
Nailed it! I hear it!!!


Yes sir! LOL
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OhioBobcat
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  Message Not Read  RE: Lieutenant Dan???
   Posted: 9/15/2026 4:40:13 PM 
OUcats82 wrote:
Ironcat wrote:
Nailed it! I hear it!!!


I think we now know the real reason the Cats pulled out the win on Saturday....socks! With so much rain it had to be the socks.

Coach Hauser in the pregame:

"There is an item of Bobcat that can be the difference a live player and a dead player: socks, cushioned soled Adidas white or black, try and keep your feet dry while we're out playing I want you to remember to change your socks whenever we stop, rainy games will eat a player's feet right off his legs."

Right before the game I bet he said:

Alright players...three things...

1) Take good care of your feet and...

2) Don't do anything stupid, like fumble the ball...

3) Defend The Frank!


LMFAO! Well played, and I'd actually love to hear him say it!
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